I got propositioned in Vegas!

I went to Vegas last weekend for a girlfriend's 30th birthday party. The weekend was a lot of fun, full of ridiculous events that can only happen in Vegas. Most of those stories will "stay in Vegas". But there is one, that I found too crazy not to mention.

It is 4 AM and I get into an elevator with one of my girlfriends. We are pretty exhausted from a night on the strip. There was this young looking kid that was also in the elevator. If I had to guess, I would have said he was 12, but since we were at a casino he had to be at least 21. Anyhow, the elevator doors close and I hit my floor. The kid doesn't hit a floor, but instead looks at my friend and I and says, "You guys wanna make out or something?"

"What?" I laugh.
"I can do both of you at the same time."
"Are you kidding me? NO!" I say, realizing that he's actually serious.
"Well, we don't have to have sex...just you know, mess around."
"NO!"
"Look I'm really cheap. Totally affordable. So come on."
"What floor are you on?" I ask out of desperation to change the subject...sometimes the elevator just doesn't move fast enough.
He responds with, "Whatever floor you are on."
After a moment of me staring him down, he replies, "12."

At that point the elevator doors open on our floor and my girlfriend and I get out as quickly as possible.

My friend was a bit afraid we were going to get attacked by the guy. Personally, I was just offended that this guy thought I was the type of girl that had to pay to get some.