PB and J

For Valentine's Day I taught my 5th graders how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I used a heart shaped cookie cutter to give it a more festive feeling...but overall it was the standard PB and J...which strangely, the kids had never tried before. They thought it was the bees knees...but the reason, I am writing about this now...is the absurd fact that the Japanese cannot pronounce Peanut...so whenever I heard them talking about it they always called it a "penis butter and Jerry" sandwich. Believe me I tried to correct them...but to no avail...so forevermore in my mind, at least...PB and J will refer to a penis butter and jerry sandwich....yummy!!!