tricks to eating school lunch

I have learned recently, that the key to making school lunch more bearable is to hide a small bottle of tabasco sauce up your sleeve. That way, you can open it under the table, drop it from the bottle in a covert fashion, and not get in trouble for bringing in condiments to make your food better. (the getting in trouble part, comes from the belief system that everyone must be equal, and therefore, if one person brings in a condiment, all must share. I say, screw that...we are all equal, everyone has relatively similar brain power and shopping abilities...therefore EVERYONE has the opportunity to consider that Tabasco would make most things taste better...and EVERYONE can think ahead and bring in their own bottle.)

There you go...my plug for why Tabasco should be served at all Japanese school for lunch.