Hairspray

I came into school today (first day of the new year) and found one of my favorite badass kids getting a lecture from the gym teacher. Turns out the kid tried to bleach his hair, as it was a tinge orange, and no color hair other than black is allowed at school. So I see the kid wandering toward the bathroom with 2 cans of black hairspray. Guess who will be spraying his hair black everyday until he either shaves it or it grows out? I wonder what the school would think if I told them about how I went thru a phase where I dyed my hair purple?